5iveidiots:

Realizing he’s on camera

5iveidiots:

Realizing he’s on camera


glittercalum:

glittercalum:

THE JAMES BOND HEADCANON IS SO STRONG


JESUS CHRIST


ARE YOU ALL HAPPY NOW

glittercalum:

glittercalum:

THE JAMES BOND HEADCANON IS SO STRONG

JESUS CHRIST

ARE YOU ALL HAPPY NOW


emojilucas:

lbr the best part of the 1d fandom was summer 2012

  1. nick prank
  2. when niall became FRAT NIALL
  3. australia 1d
  4. malabambi
  5. 1d on icarly
  6. harrys 4 tattoos
  7. LOUIS HIP THRUSTS
  8. uan tour
  9. color coordinated outfits
  10. 'shower of cunts'
  11. 1d lyric food edits
  12. 'different dick every night'
  13. TWITCAMS
  14. liams bieber hair
  15. IT WAS PERFECTION DO NOT FUCKING ARGUE WITH Me



king-emare:

whatheballs:

This article is great because that author tried to put in as many dick jokes that he possibly could.

lmaooo thank you^^^ i scrolled back up to read the article and it was the best decision of my life


darksigyn:

mattg124:

angrynerdyblogger:

straight-up-juggahos:

kendralynora:

buginateacup:

jaydenw:

whitepajamas:

automatonic-absinthe:

isaia:

rosswoodpark:

time-for-maps:

this changes everything oh my god

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?I drive for 45 minutes and im like
a city over 

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 


If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.


If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

I can’t drive. 

I will use this post to explain tumblr

darksigyn:

mattg124:

angrynerdyblogger:

straight-up-juggahos:

kendralynora:

buginateacup:

jaydenw:

whitepajamas:

automatonic-absinthe:

isaia:

rosswoodpark:

time-for-maps:

this changes everything oh my god

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?

I drive for 45 minutes and im like

a city over 

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 

image

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

image

If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

I can’t drive. 

I will use this post to explain tumblr


-annoying:

SCREAMING AT THE TRADITIONAL MARRIAGE PROTESTERS ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD (x)


ignoranthipster:

mentalltrillness:

believemymisery:

caitlinerinelizabeth:

volumesofsilence:

rosaparking:

analest:

speaking of white boys

holy shittttr

they murdered this shit

This is fucking great

this this this THISSSSSSSS was great 

FUCKING SLAMMED THAT SHIT

This was so powerful, I cried. This NEEDS to be watched. Do NOT scroll past this.


Actress Holland Roden attends the Children Mending Hearts 6th Annual Fundraiser ‘Empathy Rocks: A Spring Into Summer Bash, june 14th.