Realizing he’s on camera
THE JAMES BOND HEADCANON IS SO STRONG
ARE YOU ALL HAPPY NOW
lbr the best part of the 1d fandom was summer 2012
- nick prank
- when niall became FRAT NIALL
- australia 1d
- 1d on icarly
- harrys 4 tattoos
- LOUIS HIP THRUSTS
- uan tour
- color coordinated outfits
- 'shower of cunts'
- 1d lyric food edits
- 'different dick every night'
- liams bieber hair
- IT WAS PERFECTION DO NOT FUCKING ARGUE WITH Me
what if when you killed someone you gained their best trait
#you think you’re killing someone for their brain and you get their nose instead #you think you’re killing someone for their strength and you get their baking skills instead #you think you’re killing someone for their cunning and you get their ability to parallel park
write a goddam book
This article is great because that author tried to put in as many dick jokes that he possibly could.
lmaooo thank you^^^ i scrolled back up to read the article and it was the best decision of my life
this changes everything oh my god
do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?
I drive for 45 minutes and im like
a city over
I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”
Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.
If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds
If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.
I can’t drive.
I will use this post to explain tumblr
SCREAMING AT THE TRADITIONAL MARRIAGE PROTESTERS ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD (x)
speaking of white boys
they murdered this shit
This is fucking great
this this this THISSSSSSSS was great
FUCKING SLAMMED THAT SHIT
This was so powerful, I cried. This NEEDS to be watched. Do NOT scroll past this.
Actress Holland Roden attends the Children Mending Hearts 6th Annual Fundraiser ‘Empathy Rocks: A Spring Into Summer Bash, june 14th.